Sunday, October 13, 2013

October 13, 2013 Letter

So in order to grace you all with a longer letter we woke up early, but the problem is I burned a lot of time on my letter to the mission president so we will see how this goes.

0637 Nippon (that is a really formal written way to say Japan)

Baking stories:
I feel like I am one of those bloggers that bakes one page a day through a cookbook and talks about it in her blog... they made a movie about that once.. mary to mary or sally to sally... it has Amy Adams in it. Anyway! I pumped out a pie this week! Baking is the most interesting thing. I will compare it to Harry Potter. If anyone has read Harry Potter you all have thought the same thing as me: you can understand defense against the dark arts as being difficult because someone might have a better wand or pronunciation or just be more powerful. The seeing the future class could be tricky because someone might have the gift and you don't. But what about potions? You just read the bloody recipe, measure it out and boil. Harry complains and complains about how hard it is... its an art folks. 

My pie was apple. it cost me approximately an entire shift as a lifeguard to purchase the ingredients. In japan shortening comes in a little squeezable bottle and is super fun to squeeze. The pie was super good tasting! It was a bit on the ugly side but won the "good looking award" at family home evening but came in second to Yamamoto choros pork boiled fancy, way delicious, in the tasting category. My vote was that the tie breaker should be a smell off but they refused....

Culture Point:
Counting. It's going to be a bit hard to explain but its different when you count on your fingers here. In America and Japan the first 5 are the same. But the second five and up are different. In America when you finish loading the first hand you just bust out ol' lefty. In japan you have two options: the first is you start pulling down fingers form the side you started. That sounds super confusing but if you do it every time then it makes sense and is nice because you only rock one hand. The second way and the way you would show someone across the room to grab SEVEN eggs is you hold up the filled hand and then place the fingers of your other hand (in the case of seven two fingers) nail up on your palm so they can see. I don't know why but this way is super easy and natural to copy. I have been doing it on accident since the second week of the MTC.

Random:
This is a perfect example of the messed up used of English that I have talked about in previous letters. This one wasn't on a shirt so I could take a picture for you.



This is what a church building looks like


Yamamoto choro on my favorite road to ride. It looks like this for a couple miles with a river on the other side and occasionally baseball fields for little kids.


My first split where I was the senior companion! I love this guy and he wants to do the same thing at he same school after!


Fun Food Fact
Deep fry! Everyone thinks America is super unhealthy and japan is super healthy which is true in a lot of the diet. My image was always that most of the reason was Americans love deep frying. But Japan deep fries waaaay more. The thing is what you get with the deep fried batter. In America its normally chicken or potatoes or onions or fish or steak or corndogs or burritos or bread or snickers. In japan its normally meat or the most common is vegetables (egg plant, green beans, pumpkin, onions, pepers...). It is always super good! You should try it.

Spiritual thought:
So we just watched general conference this week end and because of the translation and the time issues I actually got to watch it in English which was sweet. A thought I wanted to share was a little story in President Eyring's talk. Its the morning session on Sunday and the story is the one about the grandma and the kid in prison. If you weren't able to hear it please look it up.

We are all literally infinitely in debt to the Savior for all He has suffered to help us. I thought this story was inspiring to maybe be able to pay him back a little. To become an arrow in his quiver that can be shot at the strongest, armor covered, flaming advisory and penetrate deep and not break off. Become the weapon the Lord can use to liberate the captive and protect the innocent. To be humble and loving enough that He is able to use us to accomplish great things. From the rest of conference I think the way is complete repentance and obedience to his commandments and then to pray. Pray for humility, pray for meekness, pray for love and I know He will give it. Through Christ's name I testify. Amen.

Funny Story:
So we had two birthdays this week! The first was my companion's and went perfect thanks to an AWESOME uncle and a super star family! But I will write about that in a real letter and mail it to you guys. I want to talk about Takase choro's birthday. It was yesterday and we had gone all out for elder Yamamoto and we needed to do something for elder takase. But it was Sunday and we didn't really know what he wanted anyway because he has everything he wants because he is a way old missionary. We tried to think of what he likes and all we could come up with was the gospel, Hawaii and his fiancĂ©. We couldn't send him to Hawaii, the gospel birthday present was a bit boring, so that left the girlfriend. Except we didn't have enough to send him to her. So we decided to bring her to him. Not the real her of course (refer to letter 16, paragraph 6, "male nun") so we decided to make him one! Some lesser men would result to paper and ink but we wanted 3D so we went with rice eggs and ketchup (we have a chef in the apartment we can do anything). He died of laughter and said it wasn't his lover but that she was tasty. We presented it to him really funny but I don't have time to explain now. Above was supposed to be his favorite animal, a dog.
 
 
 
Love each other for me!

Elder Law 

October 6, 2013 Letter


It's going to be short and I am sorry.

 
Culture Point
 
Shogi. It's like chess at first hearing of the rules but its way more complicated and feels really different when you play. I have won once when he took off four of his pieces at the beginning. He was in a club (my companion) and so he kills everyone, especially me. I am getting better every time and will win the real way one of these days. We pretty much play it anytime we eat. It's kind of an addiction but I think it all good. If it gets out of hand I will stop. We didn't have all the pieces (we found it in the apartment) so I found a piece of scrap wood and a box knife and made three. They all thought I was a mountain man American boss.... no big deal.
 
Fun Food Fact
Bento. It's a sack lunch gone Japanese! They are so cute and super good! Lots of balls of rice with paste of tuna in the middle and vegetables prepared in certain way. You can put anything you want in it but a pb and j is a rice ball with tuna in the middle! Super good and fast to make!
 
Spiritual Thought
Matthew 18:19-20
I have had this on my mind for a while. Find something righteous that you need. Come together and ask God for it with faith and I know I know I know that if it is best for everyone God will give it. I had a sisters here whose husband dropped one day at home and when she took him to the hospital they told her he would die that night. She called all the family in the Philippines and they prayed and he was out of the hospital in a week. Come together and pray. And don't smoke...
 
Funny Story
So we have a person who is looking into the church that has been taught by the missionaries in Kamisugi but he lives literally 10 minutes away walking form us. So they want to have us teach him. So we wanted to get to know him so we could teach what he wants to learn so we went to this volleyball activity. He is from Taiwan, a little chubby, super smart, and kinda nerdy. The activity was at an elementary school on a Tuesday night. My image is a bunch of little Japanese 13 year old girls hitting some volleyballs around and I would have stayed mature and not get too competitive. 
Prepare people. The Japanese are already preparing for the Olympics and they are doing it on Tuesday nights in an elementary school and they have a secret weapon in the form of a Taiwanese chubby little genius. They spiked the ball, it hit two feet from the net and bounced to the ceiling!!! I was the pup. But I will give a shout out to Sadie hear for teaching the three step zombie arm thing because I at least saved my pride with that one. So be prepared people: I am going to be pro at volleyball, shogi, and Ping-Pong.
 
Love each other for me!
Elder Law

September 29, 2013 Letter

1027 An island somewhere in the pacific
(I sound so mysterious and cool when I say it like that)

Fun Food Fact:
Lets talk bread! They actually eat quite a bit of it! You cannot find any bread that isn't white and it normally has tons of butter goodness too it. To them bread is not really the most healthy of choices and the reason is that it probably isn't. The most pieces of bread you can buy in a bag is 8 and you can get the same size loaf in 6 or 4 piece slices (the 4 piece slices are about an inch thick and make awesome French toast). The whole loaf is about a 5x5x6 inch cube. There are no heels on any bread because they don't like them. The heels are called "mimi" which means ears! hahah and you can buy a bag of just the mimis for a dollar and you get more bread and a third the price so I do that for lunch sometimes. It's really good bread!
 
Culture Point
Tobishoku. It's the name of construction workers! They always have these pants. I want you to Google them. They look like genie pants and are huge and poofy in the middle and tight at the ankle and the waist. They tie rags around there head if it is hot or rainy and probably when it is cold. I will keep you posted!
 
Spiritual Thought:
Pride. I read 4th Nephi again today. The people start out at the tippy top. The happiest a people can be and they fall as far as you can all because of pride. Pride is selfishness and their isn't a sin that's roots aren't selfishness. Sin always in the end leads to sadness. My biggest weakness is pride and so God sent me to learn Japanese. ;-) I think the key to overcoming pride is to thank God in your prayers for the good parts of other people. You start to see your own lacking and at the same time love the people around you more. At least it worked for me!

Funny Story:
So moma bear sent me a ton of recipes to make. Things that were delicious and kinda simple...ish. She sent me her recipe for biscuits! She has the best biscuits and gravy so I love biscuits and gravy. My companion is literally a chef (he went to college for it) and so he cooks a lot. This is a pic of he and I:

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I could kind of tell he was feeling like the little red hen so I said I will switch him and he will do the dishes and I will cook for the apartment! He kind of  smirked and said it sounded awesome! So I asked what he wanted to eat (expecting kare or stir-fry of some kind) but he said American! So I puffed out my chest and kind of shrugged and said "piece of cake" (that was a joke). I snuck to my little recipes stash in the back of my photo album and found the biscuits and gravy. I had saved up and bought some butter for just an occasion such as this and the rest of the ingredients my mom had hooked me up with or I had so I went to work! I really wish you all could see how cute our oven is! So I mix it all together after a bunch of conversions and sum substitutions of the last bit of butter for some margarine I found. It looks straight up like a mix between pancake batter and throw-up. Suuuupperrr runny, like I kind of remembered my moms biscuits almost on the dryer side of the dough world. But I dumped it out on a clean handkerchief (the towels were all too furry or big) and it just slides and soups everywhere! But I act totally confident! All the Japanese are yelling things "sagoi" "hontoni americajinpoi!" all these great compliments about how they never knew I was so smart! So I got this goop approximately 1 inch think like the "destrutions" say and I get my floured cup to cut them and I know there is no hope... so I totally act like its natural and use the cup to scoop approximately the right amount off the handkerchief onto the "cookie sheet" (in Japan it really is a cookie sheet because there is just enough room for one cookie -it actually isn't that bad. I think I got about 10 splats on each sheet). So I put them in the oven (200 degrees Celsius if anyone cares) and then the next step: I deal with religion and the things of God everyday and I have had some amazingly spiritual experiences and this was one of them... I was representing America! I was representing my manliness of being able to feed my self! I was representing my moms cooking! I made the gravy (it was awesome I am pro at making gravy) and then the timer went off...

They were about at good look looking as their maker but they tasted awesome!!! I think the problem was I kind of  guesstimated the last bit of the "easy to spread" (and therefore easy to melt and make your dough look like pancake batter) margarine and I put too much. But it made them more buttery! God loves me and now my apartment thinks I am an American chef. Life is way good people.

Love each other for me! 
   
Law Choro 

September 23, 2013 Letter

0325 Hours
The hilliest place on Earth

New Companion:
So has anyone seen that movie the last samurai? Well I testify that is a lie and Tom Cruise was not the last. My companion is. Yamamoto choro stands about 5 11, buff as they come, perfectly calm and well mannered, and as physically tuff as a samurai.  He is way into biking, is waaay into cooking, wants to become a chef, can do those two finger pushups I talked about, loves to work, and is a diehard missionary. Pretty much when I come home I will be all buff, can make super good Japanese food, and you can punch me in the face and I wont even feel it. All of which I will have learned from him. 

Fun Food Fact
So this week because I am who I am I wanted to beat my dad in a competition. He hooked me up with a picture of some maple chocolate bacon ice cream and I say well played. But top this - normally all you can ever find are the three basics: vanilla, chocolate, and str... green tea. hahah But that is not a good story (but seriously green tea ice cream is everywhere). I went to a buffet and got all the flavors with out reading what they were and I ended up pounding a ton of these two flavors that were super weird and not weird at all to Japanese people. The first was corn and straight up it tasted like a frozen can of corn. The other was sesame. It was black and tasted straight up like I was eating frozen sesame oil. The weirdest part was I kind of liked it. I say again both are super normal!

Culture Point
When you are in the kitchen or the bathroom you wear slippers and take them off when you leave. Super weird and important.

Spiritual Thought 
I have found the power of a personal inventory with God in prayer. Set goals that way and they tend to be more righteous, more powerful, and you have more drive, power, and faith in them. God wants to help you achieve your righteous desires!

Funny Story
So I am at that same buffet. I am eating all sorts of super odd foo; I get a little of all the soups, fried things, ice creams, breads, sushi's, fish, pastries (they have awesome pastries) and then I come to the meat. It's an all you can eat place so I just pile it on. I look at this old couple at the table next to me and they have just tons ands tons of these two types of meat. Old people love buffets so I figure they come a lot and knew what was the best so I pile on tons of what they are eating. I take it back to the table and throw it on the grill (long story for another time but you cook your meat in the middle of the table) and the member we are with is kind of giving me the weird eyes. It smells pretty good so I don't know what his problem is... he probably just thinks "wow Americans are super fat and love meat". He asks me if I like.... and then some word I don't know but he points at the meat so I say "oh yeah I love it!". Then I tried the darker one and all of the sudden knew what on of the words meant: liver. Japanese and American liver tastes the same if anyone was wondering. The lighter one was the chewiest piece of flesh I have ever put in my mouth. It took me like 5 minutes to chew every piece. When I asked him to explain where it came from on the animal in simple Japanese he told me it is what the poop is in. I think I ate an entire cows intestine soaked in Japanese sauce and I liked it.

Love each other for me!

Law Choro

(hopefully I will have more time next week)